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07.25.22 22.23.24 RECORDS user keyflop downloaded [EXPUNGED]
07.25.22 22.22.13 RECORDS user keyflop downloaded [EXPUNGED]
07.25.22 22.15.43 RECORDS user keyflop downloaded html documents to IP address 69.420.420.69 [WARNING: NOT A VALID IP]
07.25.22 22.13.20 User added - Notes: Sup bitches, its the keyflop - USER: keyflop
07.25.22 21.45.12 [Site Utility #24/INFO] MAINTENANCE
07.25.22 21.12.59 [User Authenticator #283/INFO] UID of user keyflop does not match any on record.
07.01.22 10.30.45 [Site Utility #24/INFO] MAINTENANCE
02.29.22 12.31.02 [User Authenticator #283/INFO] UID of [EXPUNGED] was removed from records.
02.29.22 12.28.26 [EXPUNGED]'s chief scientist position updated. - Notes: Management restructured. [EXPUNGED] fired from position. - USER: GOON
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11.12.21 10.00.00 [Site Utility #24/INFO] MAINTENANCE
11.01.21 10.05.52 Server succesfully restarted.
11.01.21 10.00.00 Server restart initiated.
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04.09.21 12.56.28 [User Authenticator #283/INFO] UID of user LAKCS does not match any on record.
03.10.21 13.01.56 [Site Utility #24/INFO] MAINTENANCE
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06.18.20 06.02.01 Server updated - Notes: Happy Birthday, Chief Scientist [EXPUNGED]! - USER: BOOKS
06.16.20 21.22.09 Page usdto.gov/covidprotocols.html removed. - Notes: For those who still wish to be safe, the guide may still be found at this link --> usdto.gov/covid.html - USER: LOOKALIKE
04.28.20 17.02.32 [Site Utility #24/INFO] MAINTENANCE
01.02.20 16.23.12 [Site Utility #24/INFO] MAINTENANCE
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12.25.19 12.15.16 [Data Read Authenticator #245/INFO] Data reader permissions updated on [EXPUNGED].txt and [EXPUNGED].html - Notes: There is no such thing as fate, Mr. Lacks. It would be best that you do not insinuate that we are bound by the actions of the past. - USER: GOON
12.25.19 05.04.34 Threat mitigated - Notes: This was from our team conducting surveys with the Apparatus back in 2012. No outside threat. Someone forgot to update the permissions on our target item to allow the past staff to read it. Perhaps, however, given the log of the 2012 reading reported that they failed to get past the safeguards, then perhaps we never were meant to change them? - USER: LACKS
12.25.19 05.00.00 Unknown data reader detected. Locking data.
12.01.19 23.22.12 [User Authenticator #283/INFO] UID of user LACSK does not match any on record.
08.09.19 08.09.03 [Site Utility #24/INFO] MAINTENANCE
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06.25.19 23.20.31 Server succesfully restarted.
04.21.19 23.12.25 Server restart initiated.
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06.18.17 07.12.12 [User Authenticator #283/INFO] Lockdown lifted for user at IP address [EXPUNGED]. - Notes: Who hired this nitwit? - ANONYMOUS
06.18.17 06.32.02 [User Authenticator #283/INFO] Login cap reached for user at IP address [EXPUNGED], locking down.
06.18.17 06.06.22 [User Authenticator #283/INFO] UID of user LACKaddefmfnerwewdasdw does not match any on record.
06.18.17 06.05.15 [User Authenticator #283/INFO] UID of user LACK does not match any on record.
06.18.17 06.00.00 [User Authenticator #283/INFO] UID of LACKS added to records. - Notes: Welcome aboard, Mr. Lacks. - STICK
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